and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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