marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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