Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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