There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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