Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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