I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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