i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
it glows. i had to have it.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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