one might say we're banned from that church
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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