I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Green mimosas i think yes
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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