When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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