a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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