: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Thank you for not boning my boss.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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