Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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