Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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