Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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