woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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