Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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