I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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