I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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