So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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