Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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