Little spoons don't ask big questions
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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