For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
