What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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