He kissed a someone with a penis
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?