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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?

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• (650): View more from California

  i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?

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• (530): View more from California

  My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Who is this?

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• (510): View more from California

  I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!

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