no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?