windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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