the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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