she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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