Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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