Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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