3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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