I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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