Your face is a jimmy john
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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