and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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