Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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