you would pick up someone in the library
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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