Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam

(630): View more from Illinois

no, it is just poor

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(619): View more from California

He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK

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(347): View more from New York

Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him

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(949): View more from California

So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.

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What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

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