marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.