she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
