im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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