why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Randomize
