She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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