I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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