But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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