i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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