he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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