Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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