You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
honey bunches of taint.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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