I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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