I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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