My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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