i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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