He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I touched a dick in church today
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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