if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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