when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sorry about my life...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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