You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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